...after a celebratory fuckfest

The three demons lay scattered on the bed, exhausted from hours upon hours of pleasuring each other, but even still they idly stroked, licked and kissed each other's sensitive parts. The sheets and pillows were drenched through and through with black sexual fluids. Belial put her finger into Jaylee's gasping anus, jolting her to attention.

"Up you get my new servant, that's enough playing around for one day. We have work to do." Belial got up slowly onto her feet, groggily shaking from side to side.

"What are you here for anyway my King?" Jaylee asked, smiling as she kissed Naamah.

"We're here to- ugh, I guess I'm going to explain the plot for the third time in this story."

"Huh? What?"

"Ever heard of the seven deadly sins?"

"Oh sure, I watched an anime on those."

Belial stared at her blankly. "What the hell is an ahn-nim-mei?"

"You don't have anime in hell? Oh you poor soul...less beings," she started walking towards a black, dingy looking CRT TV, "I'll put one on. I think you'll like hentai."

"Will this take long?"

"Well, this one is like a three hundred episode series so..."

"Yeah no, that sounds like a lot. I'll pass." Belial motioned at Naamah to follow. "Come on, I think we distracted ourselves enough, lets get going."

"Whoah guys, uh, my King, where are you going?"

"We're looking for the seven deadly sins, and your... the mortal plane is a big place, so we better start searching it."

Jaylee stared with a slack jaw. "Were you guys hiding under a rock or something?"

The Succubus shrugged. "Technically yes, Gehinnom is in a way located in the centre of this world."

Jaylee rolled her eyes. "There's a thing called the Internet up here. If you want to find anything, and I mean anything, you'll be able to find it on there."

"In-turr-net?"

"Seriously, when was the last time you were up here?"

"Couple hrm, hundred years for me."

"When I was mortal Persia was a big deal," Naamah added.

"Oh wow, you two are old."

"We're ancient demons, of course we're old."

"And we're not even antediluvian."

"Okay well the Internet," Jaylee grinned, a joke popping into her head, "...well since you two are so old, call it the World Wide Web. So this Inte- World Wide Web is like, another plane of existence, where we can send information to each other really super fast. And so like, every human being has been pouring every single thing they know into this one big... ocean of knowledge for the past, eh, twenty five years or so, and I mean everything."

"And this will help us how?"

"Well if anyone has seen, heard, or even smelled your deadly sins, they'll probably tell the web about it."

"Ah."

"By the way, how- what form do these deadly sins take? Are we talking like curios, or are they sentient walking people, or is it more bodyless spiritual metaphorical stuff, or what?"

"They should be walking and talking I think. Lust, the only one we've got right now is like that."

"Right then," Jaylee sighed, cracking her knuckles as she opened up her laptop, "who are you after first then my King?"