admit to having gay thoughts

“Well, don’t tell me you never had any gay thoughts yourself! Don’t you sometimes think about being with a guy too?” I ask with big puppy eyes.

“Wow! Alex! Hit the brakes dude! I have never had any such feelings towards a guy! I would never let anyone near my ass!” He exclaims.

“What if it is a simple blowjob, you would let the guy do that, no?” I try to reason with him.

“That doesn’t necessarily means I am gay… I would let the faggot do that.”

“Would you fuck his ass?”

“Hell no dude! That’s gay!”

“That’s not gay, since you are not fucking him because he’s a boy, you are fucking him because he has a nice ass.”

“Like you?” He asks with a smirk.

“Yeah, like me.” I admit while blushing.

“Well okay, I would do it, your ass is worth fucking.”

“Oh thanks John!”

We both look at each other in the eyes. Suddenly, I realize what kind on conversation I have been having for quite some time, and quickly turn away in shame.