a tail's tale

All right, enough suspense -- so here's the problem. Your genitalia is in fact perfectly normal, but there's still something unusual that's technically between your legs. When you were born, they even tried slicing it off, but it was too tough, and that was way back then. You have an unusual tail, which you tend to loop up over one buttock and let hang down alongside one of your legs. It has your skin color and yet is oddly suggestive of an old legendary devil's tail, knobby as if to suggest scales. The thing is fantastically tough and ends, not quite in a fluted point, but a crowning bloom suggesting an huge elongated bloated glans. You have intense sexual sensitivity in the two feet of it at the very end, but it can't bring you to climax, it can't get your rocks off -- for that you still have to rely on your standard equipment.

For years you've wondered what all you may be able to do with it. You've learned to fling it outward and stretch it to a full length of several yards, like Indiana Jones' bullwhip or the lasso of some old Western hero, or perhaps the bola of a gaucho. Obviously no female save perhaps for the Statue of Liberty could take on the whole thing, but you would be happy if a girl could satisfy just those two final feet.

But who and how to break it to her, that will be the tricky part.