Your sister

You walk in to your sister’s room to see she is on her phone like always. She is very petite, barely reaching 5 feet. She has brown wavy hair and is wearing yoga pants and a camisole.

“Hey sis. I got something to show ya” you say to her.

“What now” she sighs as she gets out of bed. You lead her to the garage where before lies her the guillotine. “How did you get your hands on this. This is so dangerous”

“Not exactly” you say, as you place your arm in the stocks.

“I don’t think that’s a good ide-!” She exclaims, but before she has time to finish you’ve already lopped off your arm. “Oh my god!” She shrieks, as you nonchalantly reattach it.

“Ta-da!” You exclaim. “I can cut off and reattach any body part I want with this.”

“Could you swap parts?” She asks

“I hadn’t thought of that” you say, “but it should work. What would you want to swap?” You ask.