Your name is Mister Pussy

A woman John didn't know answered the door. The delivery girl held out the clipboard, John was signed for, and she unchained him from the dolly. The unknown woman took him by the shoulders and hauled him into Sarah's living room.

"Who are you? Where's Sarah?"

"She'll be out momentarily. Are you comfortable?"

"No!"

"Good." She shook a lock of blonde hair off her face and gave a slight tug to her clothing just below her C-cup breasts. Then she brushed her mid-thigh skirt so it sat properly. "I can't stand dragging people; I always have to resettle my clothes afterwards."

"Sarah!"

"She probably can't hear you. Do you know how much it costs to soundproof an entire apartment condo? Sarah doesn't but the previous owner did. Your girlfriend might as well be on another planet."

She walked out of the room and came back a moment later leading Sarah. John gaped; his girlfriend was naked except for what looked like an open diamond-pattern macramé harness down the front of her body. Her hands were tied behind her back, her legs were hobbled with a one-foot rope, and she had a large knotted-rope gag in her mouth. The woman shoved Sarah so she fell against John.

The woman turned to face them and stood in a military stance, legs spread slightly and her hands clasped behind her back.

"All right, everybody's here so let's get started. I am the Commander; you will address me as 'Commander' or 'Sir'. If either of you tries to call me anything else you will be punished. The two of you are here because Sarah purchased a one-day bondage slash domination fantasy. Until nine twenty-three this evening, civilian time, you two are under my command and will do what I say without hesitation. Disobedience will be punished; obedience will also be punished, but less severely. It is unlikely that either of you will suffer permanent harm. To end this fantasy you must use a safe word; your safe word is – never mind, there is no safe word. Do you have any questions so far?"

"Mrf igrt vy mss hnpy!"

"What was that?"

"Mrf igrt vy mss hnpy!"

"You didn't buy this fantasy, Sir! It's a bit late for that, isn't it? For the next ten hours, approximately, you are mine. Do you have anything to add, Mister Pussy?"

"Pussy? My name is –"

"Your name is what I call you. You are Mister Pussy because you let your manhood get locked in a cage, or were not enough of a man to prevent that happening. Do you understand that, Mister Pussy?"

"Yes."

"Yes what?"

"Yes, Commander."