Your girlfriend

You decide the best course of action would be to call up your girlfriend, Samantha. She’s just a tad shorter than you with straight blonde hair and a cute face. You tell her that you have a surprise for her, and she rushes over.

“What have you got for me?” She asks with anticipation, looking at the cover covering the enigmatic object in your garage

“Voila”, you pull the cover off revealing the guillotine.

“A... guillotine?”

You put your smirking head in the stocks, “Not just any guillotine”

“I don’t think you should do that...”, she warned as you pulled the cord.

“THWACK” your head rolled as Samantha covered her mouth. She ran over to your head and picked it up.

“Are you alright?”

“Perfectly fine. The guillotine is magic, I can reattach it at any time”

“You scared me for a moment there. I thought I had lost the love of my life” she said, relieved.

“You should give it a try! It’s fun!”

“I guess if you say it’s not dangerous” she hesitated