Your friend's place

It's time to celebrate your good fortune so you head over to your mate Paul's place.

You knock on the door and after a few minutes he answers.

"Fuck man," he says, "what do you want?"

"Professor Porter just said I could do a make-up exam, man, and I thought I'd come over and we could celebrate."

"Look. I'm happy for you, but I'm like totally wasted after last night."

"Come on man. Go get some O.J. or coffee or something and then we can just hang."

"O.k.," he says, suddenly changing his tune. He opens the door and begins to leave.

"Where are you going?" you ask.

"To get some O.J. or coffee or something. You just wait here and after I get back we'll hang."

"Sure," you say shrugging as you watch him go.

You walk into his place and throw yourself on the bed only to realise you've sat down on...