Your cock looks a little different

Looking down, you notice something a little different. Your cock has a slight pinkish tone to it, and it almost seems just a little smaller, but that could just be your emotions, the lighting, and any other number of things distorting your perception. You figured shaving was supposed to add visual size, though.

You start stroking yourself, noticing a distinct lack of any stubble on your crotch. You enjoy it, but you never quite get hard, at least not like normal. You are stiff enough to masturbate and even have sex, but you can squeeze your cock quite a bit. It doesn't even really hurt either. As you dribble some pre-cum, your legs shake. This is the most pleasurable masturbating has ever been...

What the hell is going on?