Your Nextdoor neighbour

Your neighbour, 25-year-old James, was in his backyard pool with his friends Daniel and Enrique. You walk through their gate and they look at you.

"What are you doing here?" James asks rudely.

"Take off your trunks," you say to him.

"What? Get the hell out of ... hey, what am i doing?!" James realises he's already pulled his shorts to his ankles and is now, for a reason he can't fathom, is pulling them completely off.

"What the hell man?" Daniel yells. "What are you doing?"

"I don't know," James blurts out.

"Give them to me," you command, which causes James to swim to the side of the pool and hand you his trunks, as Daniel and Enrique look on in shock.

"You two, give me your trunks too."

"What? No way!" Daniel starts, but he already has his trunks off and throws them to you, as does Enrique.

You look at the three naked and confused men, the water the only thing covering their nudity.