You wave your sister over...

You wave your sister over to you and start mixing her a drink. Rachel’s wearing a pair of black shorts with rolled up legs and a tank top with a low drooping collar. As usual, she’s not wearing a bra, and her “cleavage” exposes her nipples every time she so much as coughs.

“Seems like your bra has gone missing somewhere, those nips of yours have always enjoyed putting on a show. Would I be shocked if I flipped up your skirt?”

“I’m pretty sure you wouldn’t be too shocked, but yeah, this comes courtesy of our tip jar. We’re doing requests, which, I guess, is how Robin ended up that way.”

“Oh really? Well shucks, seems to me you owe me a couple of bucks from the last time we ordered takeout, isn’t that right? About fifteen bucks I think. I’ll tell you what, you must have a keg back there, I’ll clear your debt if you do a keg stand for 30 seconds,” Rachel requests

“Hey, that’s no fair, we don’t get to see any of that money. I get to add a condition. If for whatever reason you can’t do it for 30 seconds, you have to take a shot and start over.” Robin helpfully added.

You’ve been behind the bar for about an hour now and you’re already pretty tipsy, if you have to do a keg stand and maybe a shot or two, you’re likely to be pretty drunk. Still, you think, “you gotta do what you gotta do.” Two big guys from the crowd pull the keg out from behind the bar and you stand in front of the keg. You grab the sides of the keg, and before you know it, the guys have lifted you upside down in the air and your sister is holding the above your mouth.

Of course, the way you’re dressed, your skirt immediately falls around your waist, exposing your naked bottom to the crowd. Your tank top quickly follows, falling down to hang down from your neck, leaving you basically naked and held in the air. Your hear the laughter and cheering from the crowd, which throws you off you momentarily stop swallowing the beer and have to stop chugging, causing Rachel to just splatter your face with beer. The guys right you before you fall, but you are now going to have to do it all over. Robin hands you a shot of something, which you drink quickly. You tipsily wink at the guys assisting you, bend over dramatically, and grab the keg again. Once again you’re lifted in the air, and this time you make it to 25 seconds before someone says something that makes you laugh and you have to start over. After another shot, you start again.

This time you manage to finish, but the experience leaves you trashed, your tank top soaked with beer, and makes you the center of attention for every guy in the room. A bunch of guys start putting tips in the jar. After a few minutes, one guy puts a twenty in.