You tripped over a very cute bum!

You sit there on the dirty floor, holding your ankle, wincing in pain as the blob on the floor rises and takes on a human shape. It walks toward you out of the shadows.

"Hey, are you all right?" a voice from the approach form asks you.

You can see him now. Yes, it is a bum who was probably sleeping off a bottle of cheap wine. "I think I sprained my ankle," you answer between winces.

The bum kneels down beside you. He gently picks up your leg and checks out your ankle. You wince as he touches it. "Yeah, I'd say that's a pretty bad sprain, Miss. But today's your lucky day. I was a medic in the Army. I'll have you fixed up enough to get back home in no time." He takes a large red bandanna out of his jacket pocket and expertly wraps your ankle with it. "There you go. That'll make it easier to limp home on."

The pain starts to ease up a bit. "Thank you," you say to him. "I'm very sorry if I hurt you when I tripped."

He looks at you and smiles. "Nah, I'm all right. It would take a lot more to hurt me than to be tripped over by such a pretty girl as you. I'm kind of glad you did. I've never seen anyone as pretty as you are. You, my dear, made my day." He stands up and reaches out an arm.

You grab hold of the bum's hand and he helps you to your feet. You get a really good look at him for the first time. As bums go, he's very handsome. He kind of reminds you of Patrick Dempsey in a lot of ways. If he were cleaned up, he would definitely be someone you wouldn't mind doinking a few times for the fun of it. The wheels inside of your horny, fertile mind start to turn. "Well, thank you for your help. You've been so kind to me," you say to him. You give him a big hug and a kiss on the cheek. You turn to head back home, and as you take a step, you cry out and all to the ground. "OHHH!" you yelp in pain, clutching your ankle.

The bum rushes to you, and kneels down beside you. "Maybe it's worse than I thought it was." He leans over you. "Grab hold of my neck and I'll help you up."

You wrap your arms around his neck and pull him down on top of you. You kiss him for the first time, and it's like no other kiss you've ever had before. This man knows how to kiss a woman! You part your lips and push your tongue into his mouth. He hungrily opens his mouth, accepting your tongue as his enters your mouth.

You both lay there for quite some time before finally breaking the kiss. You've never had your breath taken away from you by a kiss like that before. You find yourself hungering for more.

But do you want to do it right here in a dirty, dark warehouse? Or do you have another idea?