You stay

You stay with the creepy ass woman and ask

"What is this book?"

She comes out of the shadows and- HOLY FUCK IS SHE DISGUSTING YOU ALMOST GOT A HEART ATTACK AND WISHED YOU WENT BACK TO THE PREVIOUS CHAPTER AND RAN AWAY but you don't.

"That book is as old as the cosmos itself. Infact that book actually isn't from this planet or universe. It is from a dimension known as Ir-"

"Lady I don't care where it came from I just want to know what it is"

"Sheesh ok, if you write a girl's name in that book, or guy I don't want to offend you, but every guy whose gotten that book has been straight. Although I had my doubts at fir-'

"LADY FOCUS"

"Oh right I'm sorry, as I was saying when you right a girl's name on there that girl will immediately have the hots for you and will want to fuck you and she will stay like that until you cross her name out."

"Sooooo what you are saying this is like the **** note but just for sex"

The lady stares at you with hate filled eyes.

You stare back.

She stares.

You stare.

(Pineapple doesn't belong on pizza)

She breathes in "I guess you can say that as long as it shuts you up"

"Oh and um by the way are you gonna keep on popping up like that randomly?"

"Yes, why do you ask?"

"Would you care if you put on like a hood or something cause I almost died, no offense but yeah"

She snaps her fingers and instantly transforms into a hot girl. Your eyes widen.

"Woah you can transform? Then why were you some horrifying lady?"

" I like to scare the newcomers"

"Wait can you transform into Jennifer Lawrence?"

She snaps her fingers and transforms into Jennifer Lawrence.

"Yup" she grins.

It is dark outside and you really have to go home before the day ends. The Lady then teleports you into your room because she was nice enough. You then decide to write someone's name in the book.