You snap some photos for the family album.

Over the next couple of days, you all have fun painting the town red, making sure to get some hot new pictures for the family photo album. After pages and pages of boring get-togethers, you've finally got some seriously hot snapshots to fill up with. Whenever you want to reminisce about your family forgetting their modesty and becoming the sex-addicted public fornicators you love to this day, you can flip it open and remember this first incredible weekend. A small selection:

*A snapshot of your neighbor's daughter, Rebecca, standing in the street and flashing her perky teenage tits to you. Her single father came over to lecture you about not having loud sex in the middle of the night, so you figured you'd just have some fun with his "perfect little angel", who's in her final year of high school. You decided you could all help her break into her rebellious phase just in time for college.

*A picture of a police officer at your door, showing you a citation for a noise complaint. Apparently the neighbors ratted on you from all the moaning and screaming in your backyard at all hours of the day and night. But after some talking, you were all able to 'get off' with a warning.

*A few pictures of your girlfriend and her Mom sampling some produce at the grocery store. After a playful snapshot of the ladies posing with some phallic fruit, then sucking opposite ends of a big zucchini, they find a secluded aisle and start helping themselves to each other's pussy.

*The surprised face of Sophia when you and Emma's Dad come to surprise her at her movie theater job. When she sees the two-course meal you brought her, she sneaks you into a theater and takes a long lunch.

*Your Christmas card photo this year: You and the Dads unwrapping your 'gifts'. These, of course, are the Moms and Emma, tied up in silky red ribbons that barely conceal their privates, kneeling on the floor in front of you. You make sure it goes to everyone in your family, and a few more people besides, so that everyone knows how it works in Casa Del John.

*This one was tough to get, and risky as hell, but it's a story for the ages: Emma, back at the mall, sitting in Santa's lap completely nude. Her smile is brighter than sunshine off of fresh-fallen snow, and Santa doesn't look too bummed about it either.

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