You run.

Since "algebra" class took much longer than usual, it's lunch time. You head to the cafeteria. The layout is different. One side has the students crammed together much closer than usual in long bench seats. They look like they're eating gruel. The other side looks like a fancy restaurant. Jane is sitting at a long, elegant wood table as buff, shirtless guys feed her lobster. That section is separated from the peasant area by a velvet rope, making it easy for Jane to see everyone pass by as they wait in line for their gruel.

Fuck this.

There's no way you're going to pass by her and risk getting humiliated again. You walk outside, get in your car, and leave.

Once you're home you find some food in the fridge. You're starving after spending all morning like you were training for a jerk-off marathon. You try to relax, but the insanity of the day keeps your mind buzzing. You try looking up some old pictures of school events from when you and Jane were friends. Even the pictures from the elementary school play look different, showing that she was the adorable lead in the Thanksgiving play instead of being turkey #2. The pictures still show you as turkey #3.

The next day you pretend to go to school, but sneak back in the house after your parents leave for work. You play video games in the morning, but at noon your house suddenly turns into a wooden shack from medieval times. You look outside and see that everything is that way, with wooden carriages instead of cars rolling by on the road outside. You can see a five story tall castle over where the school should be.

A real, actual peasant walks by with a huge pack of grain on his back. He turns to you, waves, and yells out, "Good day to you and long life to Queen Jane!"

"Nope!" you say as you go back inside.

The next morning starts in medieval times, but soon after you wake up everything changes again. Now you're in some kind of cyberpunk future world. This at least gives you a computer again, and the interface is just a fancy version of a normal computer. A little research shows that every government in the world is devoted to making Jane happy. A little more research shows that there is no porn, just sites devoted to Jane. Since it has been a couple of days, you do jerk off to the pictures of her on those sites. It's not like you can concentrate on any other girls right now.

The next day, everything turns back to normal. Your parents still haven't figured out what is going on as you pretend to leave for school, then sneak back home.

As soon as you walk back through your front door, the house disappears. No, it didn't disappear, you're just in a different place now. You look around and see that you're back in the school.

"I knew I forgot something!" says Jane from behind you.