You put it on

You go in to your bedroom, strip off, and put on the g-string. You feel that you're naked when you walk back in to the room. As you walk back in all the women stand up and clap and cheer. You sit down and the last of the women grab Lingerie and put them on. Once the saleswomen had finished with the Lingerie. She opens the next box up and it's full of sex toys.

As you watch several vibrators are pulled out of their boxes. Batteries are produced and the vibrators are turned on. The woman feel the vibrators with their hands. It's not long before some one takes it a step further and touches another woman's nipples with the vibrator.

As you watch them touch each other's nipples as well their own, you hear some one observe that the elephant seems to to be trumpeting its trunk. At first you don't know what she is refering to until your wife hits you in the arm and points at your crotch. Suddenly you notice the elephant trunk part of your g-string is now pointing straight up. Again all the women are clapping and cheering. You stand up and take a bow.

You go to sit down and the saleswoman offers you a vibrator that's shaped like a pussy and a condom.