You know what kind of story this is, right?

“Is that a new sweater?” Jennifer asked as she began to back the car out of the driveway.

“No, I’ve had this one a while now.” Nora said.

The two talked a lot as Jennifer drove, but truth be told she barely knew what they were talking about. She just wanted to keep Nora distracted. The hardest part was trying not to stare in a way that would alert Nora, while also trying to drive. She was doing a poor job of it, taking glances almost every other sentence, but evidently Nora was too rattled from waking up late to notice. She remained oblivious to her exposed privates for the entire drive.

“Well, here we are.”