You intend to get modest clothes, but walk out with revealing ones

Straight from the successful interview, you head to the nearest department store. After all, you’re not exactly rolling in dough, and they still have clothes, right? Heading in, you already have an idea for what you want to get.

Just because you are now a stripper, a thought that freaks you out every time it goes through your head (and kind of turns you on too), doesn’t mean you have to walk around dressing like one. Clearly, the thing to do is to get clothes that look nice, sure, but don’t exactly show off your body. Long-sleeved blouses, pants, stuff like that. Oh, and for your new sets of underwear, nothing lacy or revealing there either.

Happy you know what you want ahead of time, you walk into KorMart with a skip in your step.

You walk out of it an hour later, carrying half a dozen bags of clothes. You’re still kind of feeling giddy...but also like you’re almost high? Looking at clothes in there threw your initial ideas out the window. Sure, you got a few nice jackets and cardigans and whatever, but the modest kind of clothes you were thinking of at first turned out not to look good at all.

But you definitely did find clothes you liked. They just happened to be low-cut tops, skirts, push-up bras, stuff like that. You’d changed into a new outfit after paying for everything, and now you’re walking to your car with a pair of form-fitting booty shorts on your shapely butt and a crop top giving everyone a good view of your midriff and your cleavage.

You keep trying to tell yourself that, hey, it’s crazy to dress like this, you were just a man. But you aren’t now, and these clothes feel awesome! It’s harder and harder to take the criticism from inside your head seriously, especially when you see the stares you get from men in the parking lot. You’ve got it going on!

Soon, you’re back at your home, having put away the new clothes, and you don’t know what to do. Sure, you’ve got a new job, but it’s not for a few days. What to do in the meantime?