You have a plan for for the many ways in which she's wronged you in the past

Tapping your long pink fingernails on the phone you ponder where to start. Ever since your mother married her father things have been hell for you. Sweet Suzy got all the attention and gifts.

She got the learner's permit, you got the gaming console; she got her driver's insurance paid, and all you got was a computer. And then there was the credit card. They gave her an interest-free card with a thousand dollar limit, and what did you get? Unlimited high-speed internet and unlimited gaming time cards!

It was so unfair it made you froth. Where was your car? Your credit card? Why should she get all that and you get so little? Your computer isn't even top of the line anymore, and you've stopped playing two of the three games since their graphics became so cheesy and it became too easy to gank the other players.

"Gank!" you exclaim, which probably would sound weird if anyone was there.

You run to your room, forgetting all about the sandbags on your chest until they nearly whap you in the mouth. Seriously, she was big enough for them to reach that far? The temptation to stop and investigate the possibility made you falter, but your quest is clear!