You grow alongside your penis

This time, your orgasm hits your entire body, in a way you never dared to think would be possible. Every muscle in your body feels like it's orgasming - the blood in your veins spurts forwards, just as dozens upon dozens of liters of cum is ejected onto your floor.

Exactly as one would expect, you experience another growth spurt. Unlike previously though, this one, just like your orgasms, encompasses your entire body. Your head suddenly bonks against the ceiling, leaving a cratering dent.

Sophie: "G-h-hszseesus!"

You're barely able to discern what's happening in the chaos of it all. It feels more like the house is collapsing onto you, which, considering the damage your head caused onto it, doesn't seem all that unlikely. You keep growing. Even with your butt pressed firmly against the back wall, your knees are **** to bend as they now span the entire room. Your penis swells in proportion - still erect, it's penetrated your ceiling entirely and is now proudly jutting through the roof shingles, spewing white goo onto your lawn.

Even in a fetal position, your bedroom is no longer sufficient to hold your enormous mass. The hardwood floor cracks, the flimsy wood-strutted drywalls cave in, and your whole house comes crashing down. You sit up half-buried in rubble, and look around bewildered. Standing up is deceivingly easy - your third leg, now the size of a train car, leverages the rest of your body with little effort.

The whole neighbourhood is shook from the gargantuan thump of your tip hitting the ground. You almost lose your balance and fall forward right after your girth. Four stories tall, you are still only barely in control of the pulsing, rigid tower protruding from your nether regions.

Sophie: "Mother of fucksticks. What is even happening!? I better be dreaming or something, 'cause the HOA is gonna have me fed to rabid Karens when they see what I've gotten up to.

You ineffectually gesture towards your collapsed house, the wading pool-sized footprints, and the lovely foot-thick coat of spunk drowning your lawn.

Sophie: "...but I doubt they can do much about it now. I'm quite literally above them, haha!"

You size up the house of your next-door neighbour. You never really liked them. Their house is way nicer than yours, and they're total bitches towards you. It occurs to you that now it's you who decides which buildings can and cannot stay.

Sophie: "Oh, it'd be so easy..."

You cross the hedge fence onto your neighbour's lawn, and with an arched back proudly overshadow their entire property with your dick. For the briefest moment, you surmise whether or not you should, but your shaft seems to ache for action like a leashed dog in heat at the dogpark. Perhaps a leashed, particularly disobedient buffalo would be more accurate, though.

You kneel down, and the concrete house is just flattened under your erection. It almost cracks you up how comically flimsy the building was - like stomping one's leg onto a sandcastle.

Sophie: "Pf-fft! Too easy..."

Looking for a bigger challenge, your attention turns to your other neighbour. Their house looks afwul. It's old and rundown, and you're wondering how somebody hasn't given it a strike of mercy with a wrecking ball yet. In addition, the residents there are also rude and inconsiderate of you.

Their house is going to make for great target practise.

You re-orient yourself to face the other house, lean far forwards so that your tip is pointed directly at it, and begin to jack off. Trying to wank with such a large member feels more akin to giving someone a very aggressive hug. Your arms can barely reach around it, not to even mention your hands. Nevertheless, getting off at the thought of the exquisitely kinky situation is a cinch.

As you cum, you involuntarily arch backwards, slinging a gargantan rope of cum over the next twenty or so buildings. Your neighbouring house, at the apex of this oozing ****, basically explodes. All other buildings are at the very least bisected by your railgun-like ejaculate. The first five houses leave behind nothing but a gashing, smouldering canyon straight through bedrock.

Sophie: "Now that's what I call a powerload!"