You go by the river between the castle and the village

Deciding against an easy pick I go outside. Of course, I am followed by two scores of knights, three personnal maids, one stableboy and my old chaperonne, Hildeguarde. This is not going to be easy. I tought to myself. Once outside the castle you realise it is a beautiful day of spring and passing beyond the moat you see the small river witch provides for the castle and town beneath; it gives you another idea. "To any man who gets to the other side of the river and back I offer 200 gold crowns!...and my personal gratitude... The knights hearing this all starts to take off their armors (to my delight ,I can now see for myself who is the most well hunged of them). My chaperonne gets alarmed by all of this so I tell her -"Take my steed Hildeguarde and with the intendant at the catle you can figure out how to get the coins". She tries to argue but I am her superior thus I order her and she obeys. I also sends away my horseboy(perhaps later, in the stable...).The current of the river is strong and many knights are **** to capitulate but then again I have what I wanted: to see as many penises as I could. As I roll my eyes over their strong body and manhoods I still am not satisfied, so I order my maids to dry the knights of the water once they come out. "I shall dry the winner myself".