Chapter 7
by 
Smuckbuttery
What effect does this have?
You fight fire with fire
You decide two can play at that game, and begin sensually stretching your arms and chest, focusing on gyrating your package towards her. This completely backfires as she stops stretching and cups her mouth with both hands in faux surprise. You freeze in place and she lowers her hands to start laughing at your attempts to distract her. "You're not actually proud of that thing are you?" her haughty voice rings out, loud enough for the audience to hear her taunts. "That is just sad! My husbands dick is as thick as that tiny thing is long!". The audience joins her laughter as she ridicules what she perceives as your inadequacy. "I'd be doing everything I could to NOT draw attention to that, and here you making sure everyone knows just how unimpressive you are!" You turn back to your corner and try to ignore her, berating yourself internally for failing so badly.