You exhale and let your breathing calm down.

Did you get excited from being naked? You did. Oh, God. You really did. And it was... it was really, really powerful.

You're angry with Jake for ordering so much stuff without discussing it. You share finances. You should be sharing decisions. It's just fair.

You're also very *in need* right now. If Jake brings his butt over here this minute, you'll jump his bones. And then, maybe, you'll have to think about this new-found knowledge about yourself. You're an exhibitionist. You're a control freak, a damn stuck up bitch, and proud of it. And you're also an exhibitionist.

This will take some time adjusting to. But where the **** is Jake?