You decide to go round your mate Phil's house instead

You decide to go round your mate Phil's house, rather than get a telling off from your teacher. Phil has a part-time job in a video shop, when he can be bothered to go in, so he's always got some decent porn films stashed away at home.

His parents are out tonight, so you've loaded up the games console and some lesbians are going at it on the video, when suddenly there is an insistent hammering on the front door. Phil answers it and then calls you.

At the door is Laura, Sarah's tall horse-faced friend, who nevertheless has long sexy legs and a frighteningly short skirt.

"You fucking dickwad," she exclaims, "you were supposed to see Mrs Wright in the old staff room."

"So what?"

"So what? Sarah was supposed to meet you there and now you've fucked everything up! And get your eyes of my fucking legs!"