You choose the schoolgirl-obsessed neighbor, thinking him the least dangerous

Thankfully no one steps outside, giving you a moment to weigh your options. Raoul usually has to be called, so that rules him out. Your fire escape door still doesn't have a lock on it but you definitely don't want to go wandering around outside naked. That leaves your neighbors.

Grimacing you assess the closest doors. The amazonian woman is out. You're sure she'd like to stomp your face into the ground, given the evil glares she gives you before cracking her tattooed knuckles. You also don't want anything to do with the guy you think is probably on the sexual offenders list. Possibly the most innocuous of the tenants is the weirdo who constantly drools whenever you go buy.

"Well, time to make his dream come true," you sigh, and scurry down the hall to his door, where you knock softly. A few moments pass with no sounds inside, so you knock louder.

Your eyes dart around as you wait, one arm over your breasts, the other torn between cover the front of your crotch or your rear.

Footsteps sound from within, stopping at the door.

"Is someone there?" Jerry calls through the door.

"It's me, Jenny," you tell the door quietly.

"What? Speak up? Who's there?"

"It's Jenny!" you say louder, wincing.

"Jenny?"

"Yes!"

"From down the hall?"

"Yes, that Jenny. Could you please open up? I, uh, I'm naked..."

The door pops open so fast you're not sure you even see it move.

Jerry stands before you, mouth agape and eyes wide as saucers behind his coke-bottle glasses. Unfortunately, he's so enraptured by the sight of you nudity that he's still blocking the door.

"Ah, can I come in please?" you ask, but he continues to stare, looking like he's in heaven as his moist eyes wander all over.

"You're naked!" he exclaims loudly, and you wince, hoping no one else hears him.

"Um, yes. Can I come in?"

"You're coming to me naked!" he exclaims again, and you look furtively up and down the hallway.

"Look, can I come in? I locked myself out, and I need to call Raoul."

"Oh yes, you can certainly come inside Please do... Naked!" he exclaims again, and you push your way in, squeezing between the door - flush against the hallway's wall, and his unmoving body. You grimace as something twitches under his clothes as you struggle to slide past him.