You arrive at Connie's house.

Val strikes up a conversation with you as she drives to her parents' house, asking you why you stopped in town.

"I was on my way to my family reunion when one of my rear tires blew," you tell her. "Loretta's father was kind enough to let me to stay overnight until the tow truck could pick my car up this morning."

"Loretta's daddy is a very generous man letting you stay overnight," Ellie says. "Loretta is a very nice girl and he'll do anything to keep her that way."

"Yeah, I noticed," you agree. "So far I'm still alive!"

"Connie's daddy is even more protective," Val remarks with a smirk.

"Why's that?" you ask.

"He's the town sheriff!"

Your eyes widen at the revelation. You wonder how much shit you are in with two overprotective fathers.

"But luckily for you her parents are away for the weekend at a wedding," Val says, reading the thoughts going through your head.

You pull up to a house that is not too far from Loretta's farm. A Jeep and a yellow Volkswagen Beetle is parked in front of the house. "It looks like the girls are here already," Val remarks as she pulls up behind the truck. The young mechanic holds the door for you as you bring the cases of beer into the house. You almost drop the beer when you see Connie's sister, a just as beautiful redhead but not gifted with huge tits.

"Hey Ellie, this is John Doe," Val introduces you.

"Hi, Mr. Doe" the redhead says, about to offer her hand to shake but realizes the cases of beer you're holding. "Let me help you with that." She takes one of the cases and leads you through the kitchen and down to the basement, where it appears to be trapped in the 1970s with the fake wood paneling, beanbags, lime green upholstery sofas, and orange shag carpet.

"Oh, hi," Connie says with a smile when she sees you with Ellie and Val. Sitting with her on the couch is Loretta and a cute Asian girl.

"Hi," you reply back to the redhead, pretending to meet her for the first time. "Hey, Loretta."

"Hi, I'm Amie," the Asian girl says shyly.

"Hi, I'm John," you introduce yourself as you follow Ellie to the bar. The older redhead takes some of the beer and puts the in the mini-fridge behind the bar. She leaves out six bottles and opens the caps before handing the beers to everyone.

"Thank you girls for helping a stranded stranger in your town feel welcome!" you say, raising your bottle. "Cheers!"

"Our pleasure!" Loretta, Connie, and Val say in unison.

"You're not drinking, Amie?" Val asks the petite Asian, who is nervously holding her bottle.

"I turn beet red after one sip of ****," Amie replies, looking down in shame. "I get drunk after one beer!"

"I wish I had your problem!" Val jokes, giving her friend a hug. "Honey, we're all here tonight to get shitfaced drunk so drink up!" Amie smiles and nods before taking a swig of the beer.

You and girls sit and relax on the sofas and beanbags. You listen to them talk about life in their small town, the lack of choices of young men to date, and wanting to move to a bigger city. Occasionally, Loretta and Connie will glance at you quickly on the subject of leaving town for a better life.

"So Mr. Doe," Ellie begins.

"Just call me John," you interrupt.

"John, are you dating any one," the redhead continues and gets to the point.

"No," you reply. "But not for the lack of trying. Dating in a big city is just as bad in a small town. There may be more choices but people are more pickier."

"But you're such a nice guy," Loretta says with a knowing smile.

"Well, women in the big cities seem to prefer douchebags," you say with some spite in your voice. You chug your beer to try to brush away memories of past bad dates and relationships. You walk behind the bar to grab another bottle. "Anyone else want another beer?"

"Yes please!" the girls yell as they finish their beer. Amie, whose face is flushed, does her best to catch up.

"How about we play a game?" Connie suggests. She looks over to a bookshelf full of board games. "Twister?"

"What about 'Truth or Dare?'!" Ellie pipes up, winking at you.

"Pfft, we're not teenage girls any more!" Val exclaims. "Let's play strip poker!"