You approach your co-workers.

After some deliberation, you decide that you're going to talk to Ethan and Craig. You walk up and sit down on an empty seat at their table. Ethan began to tuck away the phone when you approached, then saw your grin. He raised an eyebrow.

"Don't worry about putting your phone away. I already heard what you were saying." You boldly stated as you got comfortable.

"Uh... Steve, right? Yeah we're just looking at some shit. What's up?" Ethan asked you edgily. You could tell he was the slightest bit nervous, perhaps thinking that you were going to report him for looking at inappropriate material at work.

"Not much. I just wanted to let you two know... That chick you're looking at? I know her in person." You grinned as Ethan and Craig's jaw dropped.

"You're fuckin' kidding, right?" Craig stammered out as he stared at you in disbelief.

"No joke. Look." You took your phone out and showed them the photo of your wife. You were careful to make sure they didn't see any of your other texts or the name.

"Shit bro, you need to introduce us." Ethan said, almost begging.

"Well, I don't know if she'd want to..." You began. You thought to yourself whether you wanted these guys to meet Jessica. You weren't sure whether you wanted it to become a part of the workplace.

"Come on, man. Do us a solid." Craig pleaded.