You Get To Do This For A Living?!?!

Just as you went to ask Jane how you fit in, she interrupted you and answered your question. "I bet you want to know your role here. This school has been open for seven years. We've been very successful so far. Many of our graduates have gone on to marry sports stars, wealth managers, and kings. In the last few weeks before this semester starts a petition has gained steam around the school. As you may have noticed, there are no men here. No male students and no male employees. We did that on purpose. We were afraid that a male employee would be unable to control himself around our students and faculty."

"Our students, and their parents, have started to protest. They are saying that a male should be around to answer questions the women may have. To provide a hands on experience. To validate that what we are teaching is accurate and will in fact attract and retain a quality husband. Two nights ago out board had a meeting and the motion passed. We were to hire our first male."

"The problem was that we needed to find just the right person. These women, while gorgeous, will likely marry a male who is not as attractive as them. As time moves along a man's looks will mean less and less while their salary will mean more and more. We needed a man who looked average so that these women could get acclimated to being with an average looking husband."

"Furthermore, we have to keep our operations here a secret. If the world knew of this future, and what we're doing here with our students, the reaction would be catastrophic. We decided that we needed to hire someone who needed the job so badly that they wouldn't say a thing. We also wanted someone we could keep an eye on at all times. Someone who would agree to live on campus and make this college their home."

"Finally, we needed someone with a kinky sexual side. Much of what we teach here are some of the more advanced tactics to please a man. Having a male who is willing to participate in some of the more unusual sexual acts would be a necessity."

"One of the parents of our students owns an IT company. They used their software to scan the area for the perfect candidate. Your name came up within seconds. John Doe, you are the man for the job."

You were still stunned. June continued her speech. "Your job John would be to mentor these women. Each day you would participate in school activities. Your input will be crucial. Your participation a necessity. Your confidently essential. You will be responsible for communicating what men want and how to obtain it."