Yes

Congratulations. You finished the easiest fucking thing imaginable. Tutorial over.

"Thanks," Miho says, giving you a small smile before ducking back behind a mess of wires. You hear a few more clanks, then the machine, whatever it is, begins to shake and rumble.

"Is it done?" Alejandra asked somewhat nervously, putting away her holograph.

"Yes!" Miho said, coming back from around the machines. "Mrs. Bones, your time machine is complete."

_Time machine!? _you think to yourself. Even in an age as glorious as this one, you were pretty sure such things were impossible, but from what you've heard of Alejandra Bones, you know she isn't the type to put her money in mere fairy tales. And Miho Mads, despite her age, already has a million inventions to her name. If these two came together to build a time machine, you might be able to believe it.

"Yes! Now me and my company can begin making our new line of historical themed pornos-always a fun production!" Alejandra exclaimed with excitement. "Miho, I followed your directions and put one of our key actors through a rigorous, year long training program. Longus McDongous is ready and will be-" Alejandra went to say before her phone began ringing. The hovering piece of tech flew up from one of coats pockets and came up to her ear.

"Um," Miho hummed, while looking at you with apprehension. You shrug.

"Hello? Yes, this is her. Wait what? An asteroid? A million pieces everywhere? That was all they could find? Last song they had playing was Afternoon Delight? Fuck. Well, thanks for the update." Alejandra rolled her eyes in frustration as her phone dropped back into her pocket. "Dammit, a fucking asteroid came out of nowhere and blasted the ship my actor was taking to get here-no survivors."

"Oh no, that's terrible!" Miho gasped.

"Not really, we have a couple of preprogrammed clones in storage, we'll just defrost one and send it back to his family-there should only be minimal differences. But fuck, what am I going to do? If I don't let my investors know that I at least have a new porno in production in the next hour, they may stop giving me and my company moo-lah."

"Oh dear," Miho said, twiddling her thumbs. Her expression seemed distressed, until she noticed you standing there doing nothing but take bites from your pizza. "What about my assistant?"

"Him?" Alejandra quickly looking you up and down, frowning at the pizza in your hand. "Isn't this guy, like, a janitor?"

"First, don't be mean to anyone in my employment; even my janitors are important. Second, sure, why not?" Miho comes up to you, casually turning you around. "He's not too bad looking, completely healthy and capable of solving simple problems. He's perfect!"

"Hmm," Alejandra thought, stroking her chin. "Well, I don't know about 'perfect,' but he'll have to do. What do you say guy, do you wanna go dick through time?"