Yes

You think about it for a second, as honestly the idea was not there until he planted it in you. After a couple of minutes, maybe hours, you come to a decision. "Yes. Muahahahahahaha." The non-bearded man gasps, and takes a step back. He then slaps you across the face and runs into the kitchen.

He comes back out a minute later with a knife in hand and screams as he runs towards you. You start to scream as well because being stabbed to **** has always been a fear of yours. But luckily for you, the non-bearded man trips and falls upon his own knife and dies.

You end up replacing him and nailing thousands of beautiful women that come to Freak Lane to fuck the non-bearded man. You live out the rest of you lives very happy in Absurdia.