Yes

You think to yourself, 'I can always quit later.'

"Okay, I'll do it," you tell Eliza. Ashley runs in towards you, "YEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!! DAAAADDDDYYYY!!!"

Ashley gives you a hug. Today, she is wearing a full length satin romper. You can see the bulge in the playsuit and can feel the padding of her diaper. You realize she must have been in the hallway the whole time, waiting to see if you would accept.

Ashley turns to Eliza. "Thanks, grandma!" Eliza smiles and says, "I told you there was a better way than meeting someone over the internet." Eliza then turns to Bruce. "Go ahead and put the collar on him."

"Collar?" you ask. "You didn't say anything about a collar?" Bruce reaches into his pocket and pulls out a long collar. As he walks towards you, Eliza says, "Yes, it's a shock collar. It'll go off if you breach the perimeter, about 50 yards from the house." Bruce puts the collar over your neck, as Ashley continues to leave her arms wrapped around you.

"I'm not going anywhere," you try and reassure Eliza. "Is a collar really necessary?"

"Oh, I know you aren't going anywhere," she responds. "But I want to make sure you don't quit or leave after I pass away. Bruce will replace your collar with a newly charged collar every day, and if Ashley wants you to go with her into town, we'll replace the collar with something a little bit more....flexible."

Bruce laughs. "What does that mean?" you ask him. He gruffly responds, "We attach shock pads to your nuts. If Ashley isn't happy, you're going to be really unhappy."

Ashley is still smiling as Bruce and Eliza leave the room. "C'mon, Daddy. Let me show you my room."

"Didn't we see your room last night?" you ask.

"Oh, I don't want to live in that crummy old apartment anymore. Especially now that my Daddy's come to live with me." Ashley beams back at you. She takes you to the room next door to the one you slept in, probably the one you'll be sleeping in from now on. Ashley opens the door, and you see an entire toy and baby store in her large room. In one corner is a huge crib, triple the size of the one in her apartment. Ashley leads you over there first. "This is where will sleep every night, Daddy!"

"Should you sleep in the same bed as your Daddy?"

"Of course, silly," Ashley replies. "I can't get to sleep unless Daddy is next to me. I haven't been able to sleep very much at all lately."

Ashley continues to show you to your new life: diapers, and adult-size high chair for feeding, and adult sized stroller for, as Ashley puts it, 'when we got outside and my feet get tired.'

Ashley turns and hugs you. "I'm so glad you're going to be my Daddy forever!"