Yes, she's my boss.

She leads you to a conference room.

"You know that here at Anderson & Smith, LLC. we hold our employees to a higher standard than most places. This includes not using company computers for non-work-related activities.

"I can only conclude that you have something more pressing on your mind than work. And since the season is over, I can't imagine what's so important that it requires checking football stats...hourly."

You want to explain, but your are too afraid of losing your job to manage anything other than a moan.

"Therefore I must assume that you have sex on your brain. Being a man and all."