Yes, Luke gets bullied on the way home

"Ha, so what is this anyways?" laughed the Varsity Linebacker. Mike had noticed the dweeb coming down the library stairs as he was on his way up to head to the makeout spot, with today's conquest. A lot blonde number he'd sweet talked into joining him after she'd casually chatted him up in the Starbucks lineup. She recognized him from his games. Figuring a sure fire way to get her wet would be to assert his dominance over the dweeb Luke. "She was turned on by his athletic performance so why not show her the advantage of being with a real man -- protection" rationalized the Neanderthal's brain.

Moments later Luke's world flipped vertically again and again as the tumbled down the flight of stairs. He'd been bouncing down in excitement, eager to get back to his dorm and read what the magic pentagram'd tome might hold inside, beyond the portal spell,when he noticed Mike. His arch nemesis who'd made his life hell for the better part of a decade. Dread filled him immediately as it was rare an encounter with Mike *didn't* end with new bruises. "He's with a woman at least, so maybe he won't want to seem like a jer..." Keeping his head down, he figured he'd by the narrow staircase until he felt his leg hit Mike's sending him tripping down the stairs, head over heels again and again, as he desperately tried to slow his descent.

Moments later Mike reached down to pick up a seemingly cool looking book prompting his earlier comment. The woman on her shoulder's giggled and laughed at Luke's tumbling performance. Luke could only look up in horror as Mike opened the book and started to browse thru the pages. "Spell of Male Enhancement! Haha, what a dork!" joked Mike, "Rea..Reagents: None. Words of incantation: *Xei'lu, latos magidos mikhai!* Ha. As if that would ever work. You'll need this more than I ever will!" before slamming the book shut and throwing it straight down the stairs as hard was he could knocking Luke out cold as the heavy tomb slammed into his head.

"Come on Babe," said Mike grabbing his hands and resuming his journey towards the makeout area of the library stacks.