With the Alarm Cock...er...cock...

You hear your alarm going off. You open your eyes and realize it's not your alarm clock, and you're not in your room. And after an instant, you realize you're not even in your own body. It looks like your body, it feels like your body, but something is off. Your balance is jacked, just laying down is making you dizzy. Your eyes are focusing just fine, not needing your glasses. Your cock is standing hard and at attention, tenting the sheets more than it ever did before. Jesus, it's huge!

You pull back the sheet, not caring that the alarm is going off, and there you are, naked as the day you were born, sleeping in sheets that smell like they've never been slept in, and your goddamn alarm is going off. But holy shit, this cock. It must be two inches thick and ten inches long and covered in throbbing veins. You can't help but smile as you watch it throb.

"Jesus Christ, turn off your alarm or you'll be late for..." you hear a female voice shrill from the other side of the door just before the door bursts open.