William Calling

The call-in show was a local news segment about weight loss. The reporter was a woman named Tandy Evans. She wore a green dress and had rather limp brunette hair. She was interviewing a woman named Rebecca Newton, who ran a local weight loss clinic. Rebecca wore a black and white dress that showed quite a bit of cleavage, and high clunky heels.

William called the number. A producer answered the phone. William had nudged Leela's mind over the phone, so he knew he could do it. He told the producer it would be great for ratings if he let people who had sexy and naughty suggestions through. He then had his call patched through.

"Yes, you're on the air," said Tandy. "What's your question for Rebecca."

"Yes, thanks for taking my call," said William. "It's nice you like to cater to your callers wants and requests. Both of you."

"Thank you, but what's your question?" Asked Tandy.

"It's obvious Rebecca likes to show off her cleavage, but if she showed off even more, people would take her more seriously."

"Um, I'm not sure that's on topic," said Tandy.

"Yes," said Rebecca while pulling her top down more. "What is your question?"

"I heard that women who lose weight have better butts. Rebecca, you should show us your butt so you can inspire more women to lose weight."

"Um, is that OK?" asked Tandy, looking off camera.

Rebecca stood up and turned around. She bent over and put her hands on her knees.

"Very good," said William. "Tandy, loosen up. If anyone is listening, send a dildo or vibrator to Tandy. She needs them. Send them to the studio."

"OK, I think we're getting too far off topic," said Tandy. She shifted nervously in her seat.