Wife Shames Husband

In a couple of hours, my wife returned. "Listen up everyone," she said to the crowd. "I just received the best sex I have ever had from this man I just met Now I know what I have been missing all of these years. I know what my pathetic husband has not been able to provide for me!"

"I sucked this man's dick. He had his way with me. He fucked me in my ass and in my pussy. He rubbed his hands all over my body. He squeezed and sucked my tits. It was wonderful!"

The crowd cheered.

Then she yelled," If there is anyone who wants my tiny-dick husband, take him. He is a worthless little bitch."