Whizzper

Over by the punch bowl stands a brunette with nice sized breasts. She's wearing an absolutely stunning white cocktail dress, with a white shawl over it. Standing next to her getting a cup of fruit punch stands a tall white male with short blond hair. He has a pair of thin rimmed glasses on, and is currently sporting a short beard. He's wearing a New York Mets windbreaker, a New York Mets David Wright jersey is underneath that. Rounding it off is a pair of blue jeans.

"I wonder who that is..." John says to Jane.

"Let's go find out." Jane replies to John.

The reporting duo walks over as the guy hands the cup of punch to the stunning brunette. The brunette notices the duo walking over and taps the man on the shoulder.

The guy turns to face them directly as they walk up.

"How are you today sir? Would you mind answering a couple of questions?" Jane asks the man.

"I'm fine. And I guess not. Man that was easy. Have a nice day." The brunette giggles as the guy starts away from the table.

Jane turns to John, "Um...what just happened."

"He answered a couple of questions."

"Oh...that literal son of a..." Jane mumbles under her breath to no one in particular.

The brunette is laughing hard now as the guy does an about face and comes back smiling. "The thing of it is no one asks questions correctly. I hate it when someone asks, 'Do you know where X is?' I usually answer, yes I know where it is...but they don't ask correctly. The correct way would be 'Will you tell me where X is?'" the man says.

The brunette chimes in, "But what they ask is 'Can you tell me?' or 'Do you know the time?' or other variations there of.

John and Jane look at each other, then John turns back to the two, "So...Will you answer some questions?"

The guy points at the reporters, "Now that's more like it! Yeah sure, shoot."

Suddenly John pulls out a pistol, aims it at the ceiling and fires once into the ceiling.

The crowd, except for John, the guy, and the brunette drops to the ground.

"That's not what I meant."

"So only you are allowed to use slang? Huh?" John retorts, holstering the pistol.

"Yes, exactly. You catch on quickly. Now, ask your questions."

"Fine, "the guy says as the crowd starts getting up from the floor, looking at John the reporter as he had gone absolutely nuts. They make a large hole for the interview to be conducted. "So first off, who are you?"

"Whizzper." the guy states.

"I don't want to talk lower..." Jane says in a confused tone.

"No....two z's instead of one s."

"OOOohhh...Whizzzzzzzper!" Jane says, drawing it out comically.

"Yeeah. Anyway..." Whizzper states, looking at the female reporter oddly.

"So what have you written? What's your favorite story, and who is this lovely girl?"

"My own story is Reunion. Sort of a take on Tantrikenetic's Comforting the Roommate. My favorite story is a toss up. I've contributed extensively to When the Cat's Away by Zingiber, and Dorm Life by Torg, and the aforementioned Comforting the Roommate, also Magical Voyages is a good one, just ran out of ideas for that one for the moment. Then there's Sexy Day in Suburbia, another good one. And as for this lovely creature, she's my favorite character, Kathryn. She was introduced on a whim in Dorm Life, then she shows up in When a Cat's Away, and soon she'll be in my story, Reunion."

Kathryn smiles, "Chronologically though I'm youngest in Reunion, even though it'll be the last story I'm introduced in."

Whizzper nods, "Yeah. In fact I just made her Tommy Lang's youngest sister. That's him over there." He says pointing towards a behemoth of a man sitting uncomfortably in the small chairs. "That's my table, come on."

The quartet walks over to the table occupied by Whizzper's characters. "Okay, the big guy as I said is Tommy Lang. The blond with the ginormous tits next to him is his wife, Janice. The girl next to her is Tommy's other sister Janine. The goth girl is Becca, then Carrie...she's the cheerleader type next to Becca, they're in Dorm Life. That guy is Jared from Dorm Life."

"So why is Kathryn your favorite?" Jane asks, eying the girl up and down.

"Well, I initially created her to be a throw away character...but in the course of creating her I felt I had to expand upon her. She's based on someone I know in real life, though altered considerable. The real girl is shorter than Kathryn here, and has bigger breasts. And the real life counterpart doesn't have night blindness. That's a big reason why I'm so protective of her. There is a real person behind the facade."

John is tapping away on his Palm Centro, "I see here you have a lot of good rating, especially in your character interactions."

"Yeah, I'm don't find fuckfests and total whores to be exciting. I mean that's why I had that situation in Dorm Life. Making Jasmine not a slut. That's why Kathryn is preoccupied in not being a slut. I mean what's the challenge in bedding a slut or a total nympho. I think I only jumped into a sex scene three times, and I never added onto it after the initial post. I actually get off on the situations. On personal connections."

"So you're trying to bring real life into it a little more?"

"My experiences anyway. I know there are girls that will fuck you if you look at them right. Hell I've experienced that myself once...just wasn't satisfied with it. I guess you can say I came, but didn't really get off." Whizzper states, taking a sip from his punch.

"Uh, huh. Well that's nice. How'd you find out about Chyoo?"

"I knew of it since 2002. Then forgot about it. I guess you can say I rediscovered it just this last January, and started my other story, A Merc's Tale. Then I contributed to 3 Families by Rico Louis, but what really hooked me was Comforting the Roommate. Tantrikenetic is an excellent emotional writer. He does confuse Wearily and Warily to some a bit of confusion, but other than that...when he writes a sad scene I really feel those emotions...when it's a happy scene it's awesome. He has a way with writing that I love."

"Who's your favorite writer on Chyoo?" Jane asks.

"Oh, there are a lot of great writers on Chyoo. Torg, Zingiber, Tantrikenetic I've already mentioned. Then there's CLITaurus, Cretan_Bull14, Soulfeaster, Imhotep. And a lot of others. Latexdoll is great too. Gystex was great and I hope he comes back more regularly. Sixth and Switch76 are great."

"In your last CtR post you had Last_Name dress as a **** for First_Name...any reason for that?"

"Well as the story went she had hurt the main character badly the night before. Very badly. Practically destroyed him. She had a fantasy of serving someone for a long time, and in her fantasy it was always the MC. So what better way to make it up to him, than to just act out that fantasy. However I'm not really into that lifestyle, so I really don't have anything for after that at the moment."

"In your story you just had the Female Lead and a Bartender reveal that they are lovers, and that they both love the main character. What brought that on?"

"Well, the romance part is mostly done. So I figured to get some more writers I'd get something a little more purely sexual into it. I mean it's still a romance for the most part, but now it's a Trio romance. Just opening up the story for more writers. Hopefully it works." Whizzper says, smiling.