Where opportunity presents itself

I walked down the sidewalk, and lo and behold, the perfect opportunity presented itself. A group of five MILFs were stretching outside a large Victorian house. They were laughing and chatting as they prepared for whatever exercise they were planning.

As luck would have it, they were all attractive and fit. I walked up to them. "Ladies, it's good you are staying in shape."

"Um, yeah," said the one with the shiny blonde hair. "So can you keep walking and let us be?"

"I'm afraid I can't do that," I told her sternly. "I am the city body inspector, and all of you are over do for an inspection. If I don't inspect your bodies, you can all be fined and have your drivers licences revoked."

The women gasped. "What do we need to do?" Asked the African-American.

"Let's go inside," I ordered.

This was the blonde's house, and she led the way. She took a key from under her mat and let us in. Once inside, I ushered everyone into the living room. "Now, I know you are all law abiding women and will obey me without question. First, I must see your bodies in the flesh. Strip nude."

The women blushed, but started stripping. They did not look at me or each other. I grinned like the Cheshire cat.