Where am I?

“What. The. Fuck.” You mutter to yourself as you look around.

Stepping out from under the trees you step onto a footpath, you glance around you, then you glance again and finally you openly stare at the pair of women that are walking towards you.

Both of them are tall, easily having a inch or two on you but that is not what makes you stare. You are staring because they are both nearly stark bollock naked!

The woman on the right, with long black hair, is wearing a thin black babydoll that doesn’t so much cover her ample breasts as draw the eye straight to them. Of course that didn’t really matter since she seems to have forgotten to add a bottom half to this get up so she strides along with her bottom half completely nude.

Of course the girl beside her had the opposite problem when she got dressed this morning. She seems to have forgotten her top half completely, her breasts swaying gently in the air as she walks. Her only nod to modesty being a pair of panties that for some reason you get the feeling are crotchless.

You stare at the pair of them and they stare right back. Both of them giving you a look that seems to suggest that you are the weirdo for wearing a practical black hoodie and Khaki trousers. Of course you had dressed for winter but now the summer heat is starting to get to you.

You take a second to pull the hoodie off over your head, leaving you standing in a care worn Iron Maiden T-Shirt. As you pull the piece of clothing clear of your head you spy another woman stood further down the path. Dressed in what is clearly a policeman's uniform, although you don’t recognise the design exactly.

As you watch the Officer spots you and start to make her way towards you with purpose.