Whats with this "coming soon" crap?! (Yes I am a Summoner)

The sentry swallows hard "W-w-wow a real life Summoner. So its true... some casters can call forth creatures from the beyond...h-huh?" (he seems very impressed as well as nervous), so the Human, Summoner, "{FIST_NAME}" Doe, seeks an audiance with the king...got it", the guard places the form inside a ledger and and runs back to his post by the gate while eyeing you up and down.

From afar you can tell hes enjoying undressing you with his eyes... he seems intimidated by your summoning ability. In his frail weak little mind, hes no doubt doing things he could never do to you in reality... no doubt doing what he considers unspeakable sex acts... you are an attractive young woman after all. But little does he know that in your proffession youve had more than your share of "unspeakable" sex...your far from as innocent as you look. Thats what happens when you run with demons...

You wonder if hed like to run his hands down the front of your purple robe, across yoru ample and perky chest... across the stiff nipples... down further along your hips and leather belted waist. You wonder if he approves of your round ass, and how you wear a tight form fitting robe so that even tho its loose by the hem, around your ass it still hugs...leaving nothing to the imagination.

You realize its been awhile since you had a nice hard fucking, the kind that can bring you to a screaming (hopefully multiple) orgasm. So few men knew how to do it right... usually you were left to summon an ethereal phantom cock to finish the job (a trick your Mistress taught you before you left the tower).

Leaning a bit more on your summoning staff for support you snap out of the reverie. Now finnally done with paper work you decide you owe yourself some "fun". I'll see the king soon enough, you plot, lets see whats in this shithole fief.

Suddenly you realize the passerby peasants are staring at you. I guess they've
never seen a drop dead gorgeous piece of ass like me, you think. Maybe i can find that nice fuck i been needing...

Looking around you notice this place has tons of poor townsfolk, alot of them sweaty muscular men!, shit!, you muse...must be something in the water.

You see a well built man carrying a bunch of wares, presumably from market. His muscles ripple under the hot sun and he appears to be sad for some reason. You lick your lips and approach him..

"Excuse me hun", the large man turns to you, "Do you know where the Tavern is? Ill buy you a drink if you show me... you look like you could use one," you say in your sexiest tone adding a wink in case hes to dense to get your meaning.

His fatique fades away and he smiles but after taking a closer look the creature at your side he humbly shakes his head in decline and walks away in fear...

Oh well...guess ill have to get my kicks some other way you decide.
Gathering your stuff, you tie your horse to a fence by some water, and look around.

You feel the hem of your dress being pulled on...

During your travels you have come across many strange creatures, none whom have helped you more than your faithfull demon companion. You summoned him during your first ritual as a summoner in the great tower of the beyond, and hes been your cohort ever since...

You look down at what he wants...