Whats with this "?" Crap?! (Yes I tell her Im looking for a good time!)

The hostess smiles at you, a sexy grin that gets your dick stirring some more. As if it needed any more incentive in a place like this...

"Well gosh hun," she bubbles "You definately av come ta the right place."

She spins around, her enourmous melons nearly striking a drunk patron stumbling by at the wrong moment.

"We got all sorts of ways for a HANDSOME stranger such as yerself ta av a great ol' time here...," she says aloud as if no longer speaking to you... "aint that right girls?"

A chorus of hoots and cat calls echo your way... you notice several of the women in the establishment eyeing you up and down... some checking out the size of the huge bulge in your pants, others giving you they eye.

You pick out several that warrent special attention and decide to walk over to one.

"Have fun sugar!," the blonde smiles with a shit eating grin.