What does Diabla have planned for you?

The luchadora sees your face fall and frowns. “You okay over there?”

You notice two things. One, it wasn’t loud enough for the microphones to pick up, and two, it was in perfect, unaccented English.

“Yeah, they make me do this whole ‘yo no hablo ingles’ thing, it’s a pain in the ass,” she says, noticing your mild surprise. “But seriously. Are you all right?”

“Just one of you already has me on the ropes,” you admit. “I don’t know what’ll happen if you both come after me.”

Diabla and Roxie share a quick glance, before the former nods in agreement. “You want us to go a little easy on you?”

“You could just...not team up?” you suggest.

But Diabla shakes her head. “Sorry, honey. I’m a heel. I’m not supposed to side with underdogs. What do you say? Want us to lay off?”