Wendy Masters (19, college tutor)

Wendy Masters may look quite plain and her glasses are an obvious hint to her intellectual interests in reading and computers, but her humble looks belie quite a lot that you'll only know if you get to know her. She's not some plain nerd. Get her to talk about sci-fi, high fantasy, tabletop gaming, or video games (especially JRPGs) and you'll see her shy smile and gentle eyes give way to passionate geeky gushing, something she'll quickly become embarrassed about once she catches herself.

A lot of people wonder how she ended up with you, the star player on the college's football team, with a large physique and handsome looks to match. Well, you've always been someone with the luck of being in the right place at the right time. But Wendy Masters has the opposite problem, and it's led to her unusual nickname of "Wardrobe Malfunction."

Wendy's demure elegance and scholarly glasses hide a surprising tendency towards absentminded forgetfulness, startling clumsiness, and a downright unusual case of chronic bad luck that she attributes to her mom not holding out until Saturday the 14th during labor. See, Wendy's conservative clothing (at least when she's not trying to dress up for you, since she knows you love her curves) just can't seem to stay on her sexy little body. You're pretty sure the entire college has seen her surprisingly curvaceous figure and huge breasts by now.

Not that you mind. You revel in your girlfriend's accidental exposure and your shared friend group certainly enjoys it too, when present. Heck, sometimes you help it along, at least until her puppy dog pouting and wet eyes hit you right in the heart. Still, part of you is pretty sure she gets off on being the damsel in nude distress...