We didn’t make it to the lake

I said, “At least let me get through the door, I don’t want anyone getting hurt.”

We got out the front door, and Kyle grabbed me beneath my arm pits. Jess directed the girls to get my legs, and she grabbed around my torso.

They started carrying me down to the lake. Jess said, “You better not get a boner right now.”

I said, “You better tell Meg to stop feeling up my butt.”

Meg gasped, “Hey that was an accident.”

Jordan said, “You really need to start tanning nude. This tan line is obscene.”

I respond, “You need to show off your own tan lines before you can criticize me.”

Kyle adds, “I agree. Take off your clothes Jordan!”

They really started to struggle carrying me. The girls holding my legs were breathing really hard. I told them, “You don’t have you do this. I’m already naked and willing to go in the lake. Just put me down and I’ll walk.”

Meg and Jordan immediately let go of my legs and my feet thumped to the ground. I stood up and Kyle let go of my arms. Jess didn’t let go and had her arms around me in an awkward embrace. She was very close to me, our noses inches away from each other. I really wanted to kiss her right then. But that would have started a ton of drama so I did not.

Jess looked frustrated, “Dammit. We were almost there.” She stepped back giving me some space.

Meg said, “Relax Jess. We just need to catch our breath.”

Kyle pulled out his phone and looked at it. “Hell yeah! My late night booty call just arrived with some Bacardi. I’ll see everyone tomorrow.” He started walking away.

Jess asked, “What about Carol?”

Kyle yelled out, “WHO!?”, and kept walking.

Jess said to us, “What an asshole.”

Jordan looked around and said, “Well we just lost our muscle. I think I’m out on carrying Chandler to the lake.”

Meg agreed, “The **** is really hitting me right now. I think I should go to bed.”

Jordan said, “I’ll walk you to your cabin. Don’t worry I’ll make sure she’s tucked in. Have fun in the lake.”

They both left. So it was just me and Jess standing there. I asked her, “So what do you want to do?”

She crossed her arms, “I really want to throw you in the lake so you freeze your balls off. But it’s not as fun if you go willingly and walk into the water.”

I said, “Oh so it’s fun if there’s a struggle?”

She responded, “Yeah.” So I squatted down and then picked her up. She started struggling immediately. I didn’t have a problem keeping control of her skinny flailing body. Once I felt I had her, I started walking her to the lake with her screaming at me the whole time. Luckily there was no one left in the camp, because she started yelling “****”.

I told her, “You better stop that or I really am throwing your skinny ass in the lake.”

She said, “Okay, okay. Put me down.” I set her down. “I can’t believe you said I have a skinny ass! I’ve been doing lunges and squats.” She turned around showing me her shorts covered bottom.

“I was just referring you to in general. You were way too easy to pick up.”

“I didn’t know you were so strong. Not gonna lie. That was pretty hot.”

I asked, “So do you really want to me get in the lake?”

She said, “No. I just needed a distraction from Brent. It really irked me that he went off with Carol and didn’t come back.”

I ask, “Do you want to go check on them? Carol’s cabin is near here.”

“Yeah let’s do that,” Jess responded, looking anxiously in the direction of Carol’s cabin.

“By the way, can I have the towel? I feel awkward standing next to you while you’re fully clothed and I’m totally naked.” I don’t know whether is cover my dick, so I just let it hang out.

“Don’t be mad. But we definitely forgot the towel. But if it makes you feel better, I don’t feel awkward at all, maybe the cheap vodka is finally hitting me, but I’m really enjoying the view. You have a great body Chandler.”

I said, “We took a lot of shots in a short period of time. No way sober Chandler would have picked you up and carried you like that.”

Jess laughed, “That’s why I like drunk Chandler. Sober Chandler would never show me his dick.”

We made it to Carol‘s cabin. There was a light on. We knocked and we poked our heads inside.