Waking up in your new home!

You woke up, groggy. To your surprise, you had slept like a baby, waking up quite late. You rolled out of bed, standing on the pair of underwear you had discarded the previous night. The room was absolutely peaceful.

"Damn... How comes this place is free?" Muttering to yourself, you stroll into the bathroom, taking a piss in the perfectly clean bathroom. Everything truly did seem perfect and tranquil- a nice change from your family's slightly foul home. You had gotten used to the dust and smell of rotten food and wet dogs, so to be in such a serene house truly was a culture shock.

But then something disturbed this perfect silence. A bang echoing from the kitchen went through the house. It made you jump and turn towards the open bathroom door. You peered out into the hallway.