Wakey-wakey! (Medieval-Fantasy World)

You open your eyes, finding yourself laying on your bed, sadly without any company... and with a painfully hard morning wood. You rub your eyes with a disappointed grunt, angry at your own brain for not letting you at least finish that amazing dream.

"God, Theo, you are a fucking pervert..." You berate yourself in your head before letting out a big yawn, looking down just to notice that your dick is still rock hard and proudly pushing up the sheets. You experimentally place your hand over the pole and let out an amused, childish snort.

There are a lot of things you don't like about yourself, but your dick isn't one of them. Nine inches of thick man meat with two huge balls dangling below. In terms of dick sizes, you won the lottery! ...too bad the only person you were able to try it on was the aged, town whore when you were drunk on one of the big gatherings your town makes every year... you still cringe at the memories...

After a few more minutes of just laying in place, squeezing your cock over the sheets like a doofus, you decide to drag yourself out of your comfortable, warm bed and into the cold, real world. You slowly stumble towards your modest bathroom, your chubby bulge dangling between your legs. After washing your face with cold water and finally managing to completely wake up, you decide to take a look at the wall mirror, where you see a charming twenty-year-old guy looking back at you.

You got a handsome-ish face, with dark green eyes and wavy, semi-long, jet black hair (that you let grow more out of laziness than fashion sense). Being 6'1 feet tall, you have to crouch a little to see your face in the mirror, as well as your rather slim but broad-shouldered and relatively well-built bare torso.

You wash your face one more time and exit the bathroom, but before you can even close the door, you hear some quick steps on the wooden floor running towards you...