Wait

You decide to wait for the perfect moment to strike.

"You cheated!" you moan, acting as if you are having trouble trying to stand.

"All is fair in love and battle fuck!" she laughs, shoving you forward roughly so you're sprawled across the table and roughly yanking down your pants. You gasp as you feel the cool air across your ass, "Although I must admit, I am rather surprised you fell for that one..."

Laughing, the plump princess grabs a cucumber and a silver butter dish from the table and steps behind you.

"Now then, I'll get this over with as quickly and efficiently as I can. There's no point in dragging it on longer than it has to, is there?"