Voodoo Doll

A crazed Brie Larson fan placed the strand of hair he had found at the premeire of Captain Marvel from Brie herself on top of the doll. He had saved this hair and tried selling it on eBay, but no one believed it was real. When he'd stumbled upon voodoofordummies.com, he began to wonder. When he knew the spell set in, he decided to get to work. He held his hand over the doll and began to chant.

"Come to me my **** you are under my control. Come to me my **** you are under my control."

He repeated that phrase over and over, hoping it would work...

Brie, meanwhile, was on her way to an event when the commands came in.

Come to me my **** you're under my control. Come to me my **** you're under my control. Come to me my **** you're under my control...

The commands echoed in her head until her eyes glazed over. She turned the car around to go see her new Master.