Vlog Day 6

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At least there is an improvement to the view. Dorothy girl is not wearing her perfectly ironed little blouse, tonight she’s wearing … wait for it… a white tank top.

Okay this the last HIMYM reference I do…

And the tank top is tight fitting. Mamma Mia, this girl’s knockers are even better than you could have imagined.

Hi everyone, I got the weirdest morning. By the way, sorry if I look a bit tired.

She does look a bit tired…

When I woke up I found some blood on my pillow. I didn’t worry much, I thought it was a nose bleed but then I got to the mirror and I found these two very weird marks on my neck. They look so much like spider bites. I got scared and ran to the hospital...

I’m pretty sure that you’ve been so obsessed with her knockers that you didn’t spot the large bandage on her neck… Perv’

The doctor said that it was normal, apparently, she sees those all the time and usually after a couple of nights the patient doesn’t come back… Which is pretty cool. So, mom, dad, Annie and all the others out there, I’m perfectly fine…

Her smile is magnificent too, you never noticed that but she a very beautiful smile, large and bright shiny pearls. Definitely this girl is the best.

Winter eventually woke… duh, obviously she was going to wake up, and we got talking. She paid her room six months in advance, and this is great because it will allow me to have some more time to find a job. And she’s very nice but…

She pauses.

... a bit creepy sometimes but I’m sure we’re going to be best friends. Apparently, she has been expelled from her previous apartment by a jealous girlfriend and now she’s laying low. Didn’t I tell you she was GAY? That is huge, my first roommate in New York is gay, it’s so trendy, I love it.

This is becoming interesting.

Anyway, I have to clean up the flat a bit before she wakes up. See you tomorrow…