Victoria’s ‘drunk, hot mess’ pic

I pull up the image attachment that Victoria was going to send to mystery guy when she was blackout drunk. It is grainy and dark, but she is clearly posing and looking sexy.{if victoria_blackoutpics = true} The pictures and videos I took last night would be hard to explain. {endif} I hold it out to her. “It is a little risqué, but you can see it.”

Mindy hesitates, glances at me, then takes it. She looks at it, then at me with a raised eyebrow, then back at the picture. “Well done, Warren! Oh my, she is gorgeous! Are all your dates this sexy?”

“There are many different kinds of sexy, and a lot of them don’t come with as much baggage as hers.“

“And she sent you this already? Only one date? I don’t know if I’m ready to put myself out there if sending these kinds of pictures is what people are starting with these days.”

{if victoria_blackoutpics = true}I almost have a heart attack when {endif}Mindy moves to swipe to the next image but freezes at the last second. She thinks better of it and hands the phone back. “Yes, people are pretty open about sending pictures of themselves. I guess because it is so easy to do, and social media.”

Mindy shakes her head in disbelief, then shivers. The air conditioning has removed the last of her damp shirt’s residual heat. “We are done for the day. Time to hit the showers!”