Vampire

Opting for the one that's at least a man's costume, you purchase the vampire costume.

Upon entering your home, you figure you should try on the costume and have a look at yourself before the party. You head to your bathroom and change into the costume. With slicked-back hair and a very slim and formfitting black cloak, you believe you're probably the best vampire ever. Of course that could just be your ego talking.

You walk out from your bathroom, figuring you have quite a bit of time before the party. You check the time. It's already Seven o' clock! Making a mad dash for your car keys, you all but slam the door to your house as you jump into your car.

When you arrive at the party, everyone else is already conversing.